Has to be one of the best openers to a WSJ article

@TheWallStreetJournal: A highhanded international organization with a reputation for skullduggery and cozy relationships with autocrats may have finally met its match: the state of New Jersey. FIFA, soccer’s global governing body, will stage eight World Cup matches—including the final—at the Garden State’s MetLife Stadium. But just as the extravaganza is set to kick off, many New Jerseyans are viewing their hosting duties less as an honor and more as a costly burden they could do without.