This makes me irrationally happy

@justky1018: I'm over this man's house. A yt man's house. I get into his bed and it's right before bedtime so I'm just scrolling on my phone he goes "are you going to get your bonnet?" I looked around the room to make sure he was talking to me. This man is a HARLOT. Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this was a BLACK RESPECTED HOUSEHOLD. I didn't know someone COOKED in here before me. I didn't know you were an EDUCATED YOUNG MAN. I'm going to have to marry him or put a pillow over his face tonight. Idk which yet